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Defense Attorney:  Oath Keepers Thought Self-Esteem Was Hidden In Capitol ​
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For full coverage of testimony and closing statements in the seditious conspiracy trial, and for deals on childish military-fatigue costumes for ordinary adult citizens, Read here. ​

​Waistline Inflation, Hairline Recession Still Biggest Issues For Nation's Males at Mid-Terms   Story
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 Unreported UFC Fight Between Competing Jeopardy Hosts Jennings and Bialik Leaves Several Answers Unquestioned   
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Read here for full story. 

NRA Claims Bias After Study Shows Guns Involved In Every Gun Shooting 
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The study had also concluded that, in every circumstance where guns were not present, there had been no gun shooting.  Story

STUDY:  98% Of Americans Won't Read Past The Headlines
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Lengthy story HERE

Demand For Pretrained Miniature Children On Rise As Tiny Home Sales Surge Read
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POLITICS TODAY
Nation In Shock That Pelosi-Attacking Aggrieved White Male Dupe of Transparent Political Lies Did Not Bring Gun Read story here
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​Trump Doctrine That Losing GOP Candidate Decides Election Still Not Catching On With Democrats
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The Democrats could not point to a single reason beyond sanity that they oppose the doctrine.   Story  

 833,000 Former Trump Attorneys Launch Support Group 
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Many thought the former president would eventually do something honest or pay them.  More  

CRT, Trans Groups Launch Ad Blitzes As Battle For GOP Villain Of The Year Heats Up
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Antifa, Mexico, Venezuela also spending millions in ads for 2022 bragging rights as Sharia Law falls to near last place in polls. Story

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OPINION
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Clueless Sheep Went Whole Lives Thinking Insurrections and Corruption Were Bad


Watch for in Our Next Issue:  Easy Tricks For Filling Content Blanks in Your Publication Layout     
LIVING/LOCAL
WINTER TRAVEL:  Finding Your Next Covid Variant Experience On A Budget -- top 10 ideas  
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Archbishop Sharing Hilarious Parishioner Confessions Is Big Hit at Adult Entertainment Convention (Read)   
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SALLIE'S CORNER (click here): Several Ways to Stick it to 
Your New Daughter-In-Law Before the Wedding
 ​is Even Over

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PARENTS FORUM:  Best Myths and Prejudices To Force on Young Children  Join discussion

EAT RIGHT: Dust From Your Window Ledge Has Less Sodium Than Salt

Electric Bikes Causing Headaches For People Who Wish They Had One (story)
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San Diego Man Pretty Sure Others Are Impressed With His Comfortable New Ankle Socks
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Sports

MLB Considers Hooters Uniforms For Players in Effort to Make Sport Watchable  
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An interim step may require players to write and record their own walk-up songs.  Story ​
 
DJokovic To Spend $14 Million On New Personality
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                          With little to show for five years of eight-figure PR campaigns,
                    Novac says he finally ​ realized ​people just cannot friggin stand him.  
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