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Defense Attorney: Oath Keepers Thought Self-Esteem Was Hidden In Capitol
For full coverage of testimony and closing statements in the seditious conspiracy trial, and for deals on childish military-fatigue costumes for ordinary adult citizens, Read here.
Waistline Inflation, Hairline Recession Still Biggest Issues For Nation's Males at Mid-Terms Story
Unreported UFC Fight Between Competing Jeopardy Hosts Jennings and Bialik Leaves Several Answers Unquestioned
Read here for full story.
NRA Claims Bias After Study Shows Guns Involved In Every Gun Shooting
The study had also concluded that, in every circumstance where guns were not present, there had been no gun shooting. Story
STUDY: 98% Of Americans Won't Read Past The Headlines
Lengthy story HERE Demand For Pretrained Miniature Children On Rise As Tiny Home Sales Surge Read
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POLITICS TODAY
Nation In Shock That Pelosi-Attacking Aggrieved White Male Dupe of Transparent Political Lies Did Not Bring Gun Read story here
Trump Doctrine That Losing GOP Candidate Decides Election Still Not Catching On With Democrats
The Democrats could not point to a single reason beyond sanity that they oppose the doctrine. Story
833,000 Former Trump Attorneys Launch Support Group
Many thought the former president would eventually do something honest or pay them. More
CRT, Trans Groups Launch Ad Blitzes As Battle For GOP Villain Of The Year Heats Up
Antifa, Mexico, Venezuela also spending millions in ads for 2022 bragging rights as Sharia Law falls to near last place in polls. Story
OPINION
(click here): Clueless Sheep Went Whole Lives Thinking Insurrections and Corruption Were Bad Watch for in Our Next Issue: Easy Tricks For Filling Content Blanks in Your Publication Layout
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LIVING/LOCAL
WINTER TRAVEL: Finding Your Next Covid Variant Experience On A Budget -- top 10 ideas
Archbishop Sharing Hilarious Parishioner Confessions Is Big Hit at Adult Entertainment Convention (Read)
PARENTS FORUM: Best Myths and Prejudices To Force on Young Children Join discussion
EAT RIGHT: Dust From Your Window Ledge Has Less Sodium Than Salt
Electric Bikes Causing Headaches For People Who Wish They Had One (story)
San Diego Man Pretty Sure Others Are Impressed With His Comfortable New Ankle Socks
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Sports
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MLB Considers Hooters Uniforms For Players in Effort to Make Sport Watchable
An interim step may require players to write and record their own walk-up songs. Story
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DJokovic To Spend $14 Million On New Personality
With little to show for five years of eight-figure PR campaigns,
Novac says he finally realized people just cannot friggin stand him. Read |
